diff --git a/flake.lock b/flake.lock
index bba9137..c1eb4c9 100644
--- a/flake.lock
+++ b/flake.lock
@@ -38,11 +38,11 @@
         "nixpkgs": "nixpkgs"
       },
       "locked": {
-        "lastModified": 1745006048,
-        "narHash": "sha256-4ONXaEwnyZGPp84d6wjiqoR4xyTWygUobBTcSkILPzU=",
+        "lastModified": 1750153510,
+        "narHash": "sha256-NYHXXJZ9m4fJpKk9tKn/EExX87SqcBcRINOGF7hKRLI=",
         "owner": "catppuccin",
         "repo": "nix",
-        "rev": "592094a02c4e43a9fa33559ade84d1ca015e8ada",
+        "rev": "4e95eaf8a351956d75cc400318579967ca2b6d0f",
         "type": "github"
       },
       "original": {
@@ -494,11 +494,11 @@
         "systems": "systems_3"
       },
       "locked": {
-        "lastModified": 1739049114,
-        "narHash": "sha256-jD9W4OHcn1sJ+xbwNFbGN9heSE6v2v3U+FtGf8Cul6k=",
+        "lastModified": 1749155770,
+        "narHash": "sha256-gsdM6QEHSpzj1Vgw03t5INA+kSZzBWm0qxdofcBp8Qo=",
         "owner": "hyprwm",
         "repo": "hyprsysteminfo",
-        "rev": "6769e50fcfcfd56548e9b17b9a02641ab4826e38",
+        "rev": "3feb86f866b428ee1b78968e222cee6570a38658",
         "type": "github"
       },
       "original": {
@@ -1052,11 +1052,11 @@
         "nixpkgs": "nixpkgs_6"
       },
       "locked": {
-        "lastModified": 1748377319,
-        "narHash": "sha256-X4lsXJaGVvWnsnhPE2GdQX48BGJOyh8VIziIZT99oiM=",
+        "lastModified": 1750152169,
+        "narHash": "sha256-XN5OBCCXKmPBL+UXyyScI5HGgs4U8OFGQTnKuxurBFI=",
         "owner": "0xc000022070",
         "repo": "zen-browser-flake",
-        "rev": "4d69a89a06542fcc0f4ff7d3fa45e49e7ce691f8",
+        "rev": "ed811ab0d0b407b59cda1023820e9986fd28c8c3",
         "type": "github"
       },
       "original": {
diff --git a/scripts/bin/r2Upload.ts b/scripts/bin/r2Upload.ts
index 86280f0..fbd6dfc 100644
--- a/scripts/bin/r2Upload.ts
+++ b/scripts/bin/r2Upload.ts
@@ -1,11 +1,12 @@
-import { $, S3Client } from "bun";
+import { $ } from "bun";
 import { configDotenv } from "dotenv";
 import { homedir } from "os";
 import { readdirSync, readFileSync, statSync } from "fs";
 import { join } from "path";
 import { setConsoleTitle } from "@ocbwoy3/libocbwoy3";
+import { UploadToEZ } from "../lib/EZUploader";
 
-setConsoleTitle("R2 Uploader");
+setConsoleTitle("Screenshot Uploader");
 
 try {
 	const start = Date.now();
@@ -14,15 +15,6 @@ try {
 		path: `${homedir()}/.ocbwoy3-dotfiles-SECRET-DO-NOT-TOUCH.env`
 	});
 
-	const bucket = new S3Client({
-		accessKeyId: process.env.S3_ACCESS_KEY,
-		secretAccessKey: process.env.S3_SECRET_KEY,
-		bucket: process.env.S3_BUCKET_NAME,
-		endpoint: process.env.S3_ENDPOINT_URL,
-	});
-
-	let urlParams = "";
-
 	const screenshotsDir = join(homedir(), "Pictures", "Screenshots");
 	const files = readdirSync(screenshotsDir);
 
@@ -35,29 +27,11 @@ try {
 
 	const filePath = join(screenshotsDir, latestFile);
 
-	let [ _, regretevator, floorNum ] = latestFile.match(/\-(regretevator)\-?([0-9]+)?\.png$/) || [];
+	const url = await UploadToEZ(readFileSync(filePath));
 
-	// the devs changed rich presence, what's the point of parsing the filename if tuxstrap doesn't update the state file anymore? 
-	if (regretevator === "regretevator") {
-		latestFile = latestFile.replace(`-regretevator${floorNum ? `-${floorNum}` : ""}.png`,".png")
-		// OR i could keep the filename and have my worker parse the filename
-		if (floorNum) {
-			urlParams = `?floor=${floorNum}`
-		}
-	}
-
-	const file = bucket.file(latestFile)
-	await file.write(readFileSync(filePath), {
-		type: "image/png"
-	})
-	$`echo "https://i.darktru.win/${encodeURIComponent(latestFile)}${urlParams}" | wl-copy -n`.nothrow().catch(a => { });
-	$`notify-send "Screenshot" "Uploaded in ${Date.now() - start}ms<br/><small>${latestFile}</small>"`.nothrow().catch(a => { });
+	$`echo "${url}" | wl-copy -n`.nothrow().catch(a => { });
+	$`notify-send "Screenshot" "Uploaded to e-z.host in ${Date.now() - start}ms, URL copied to clipboard"`.nothrow().catch(a => { });
 } catch (e_) {
-	const cx = `${e_}`.toLowerCase();
-	if (cx.includes("enable r2") && cx.includes("cloudflare dashboard")) {
-		$`notify-send "Screenshot" "YOU OWE CLOUDFLARE MONEY!!!!"`.nothrow().catch(a => { });
-		process.exit(0);
-	}
 	$`notify-send "Screenshot" "${`${e_}`}"`.nothrow().catch(a => { });
 }
 
diff --git a/scripts/lib/EZUploader.ts b/scripts/lib/EZUploader.ts
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..407f81e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/scripts/lib/EZUploader.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,49 @@
+import { homedir } from "os";
+const API_URL = "https://api.e-z.host/files";
+
+/**
+ * Uploads a PNG image to e-z and returns the embed URL.
+ * Throws an error if the file is not a PNG.
+ *
+ * @param content Image content as a Buffer
+ * @returns The uploaded image's URL
+ */
+export async function UploadToEZ(content: Buffer): Promise<string> {
+	if (!process.env.EZ_API_KEY) {
+		throw new Error(`Missing \`EZ_API_KEY\`, make sure you're loading the env from \`${homedir()}/.ocbwoy3-dotfiles-SECRET-DO-NOT-TOUCH.env\`!`)
+	}
+
+	if (!(content[0] === 0x89 && content[1] === 0x50 && content[2] === 0x4e)) {
+		throw new Error("File is not a PNG.");
+	}
+
+	const form = new FormData();
+	form.append(
+		"file",
+		new Blob([content], { type: "image/png" }),
+		"screenshot.png"
+	);
+
+	const res = await fetch(API_URL, {
+		method: "POST",
+		headers: {
+			key: process.env.EZ_API_KEY,
+		},
+		body: form,
+	});
+
+	if (!res.ok) {
+		throw new Error(
+			`Upload failed with status ${res.status}: ${await res.text()}`
+		);
+	}
+
+	const json = await res.json();
+
+	if (!json.imageUrl) {
+		console.warn(json);
+		throw new Error("Malformed response from e-z.gg");
+	}
+
+	return json.url;
+}