diff --git a/bun.lockb b/bun.lockb
index 56afe13..761def7 100755
Binary files a/bun.lockb and b/bun.lockb differ
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 07bac45..eb0e917 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -10,6 +10,7 @@
     "typescript": "^5"
   },
   "dependencies": {
+    "@ocbwoy3/libocbwoy3": "^0.0.5",
     "@types/commander": "^2.12.5",
     "@types/dotenv": "^8.2.3",
     "@types/sharp": "^0.32.0",
diff --git a/scripts/bin/betterSplash.ts b/scripts/bin/betterSplash.ts
index f4693e9..91c1436 100644
--- a/scripts/bin/betterSplash.ts
+++ b/scripts/bin/betterSplash.ts
@@ -2,30 +2,108 @@
 
 import { $ } from "bun";
 
+const birthday = new Date(2009, 7, 16);
+const age = Math.floor(
+	(Date.now() - birthday.getTime()) / (1000 * 60 * 60 * 24 * 365)
+);
+
+const isBirthday =
+	birthday.getDate() === new Date().getDate() &&
+	birthday.getMonth() === new Date().getMonth();
+
+const isLatvian = Intl.DateTimeFormat()
+	.resolvedOptions()
+	.timeZone.startsWith("Europe/Riga");
+
+function getOrdinalSuffix(day: number): string {
+	const j = day % 10,
+		k = day % 100;
+	if (j === 1 && k !== 11) return "st";
+	if (j === 2 && k !== 12) return "nd";
+	if (j === 3 && k !== 13) return "rd";
+	return "th";
+}
+
+// chatgpt
+function chooseRandom(array: string[]): string {
+	if (isBirthday)
+		return `Is it your ${age}${getOrdinalSuffix(age)} birthday?`;
+
+	if (array.length === 0) throw new Error("lol");
+	const index =
+		crypto.getRandomValues(new Uint32Array(4)).reduce((a, b) => a + b) %
+		array.length;
+	return array[index];
+}
+
 const splashes = [
 	
-	"not ben shaped pear-o",
+	"Keep on ricing yo' Hyprland",
+	"Let's make today even better!",
 
-	"\"I use Nix, btw!\" - OCbwoy3",
-	"I use Nix, btw!",
-	"Nix beats arch",
-
-	"You like kissing boys, don't you?",
-
-	"Now with gay furries :3",
-	"Now with femboys :3",
+	"\"iUseNixBTW\" You literally... Roblox?",
+	"is it just me or the arch/nix pipeline turned me into a closeted femboy?",
+	"the nix pipeline is real",
 	
+	"Anti-OCbwoy3-ifier MV2 Premium.xpi",
+
+	"Do crabs think fish are flying?",
+	"Don't forget to water your thoughts.",
+	"Fox detected. Please pet gently.",
+
+	// Venting ones
+	
+	"mount /dev/boyfriend ~",
+	isLatvian
+		? "Latvia.. I hate it here, I wanna move." /* extremely accurate unbiased content coming from a latvian himself */
+		: "NOT going back Latvia.",
+	"rm -rf ~",
+
+	// Minecraft (DEI ones)
+
+	"Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!",
+	"Support the BIPOC community and creators!",
+	"Contains infinite genders!",
+	"Remember to use gender neutral pronouns!",
+	"You are valid!",
+	"I'm glad you're here!",
+	"You are welcome here!",
+	"Your gender is valid!",
+
+	// Regretevator ones
+
+	"dr! ar u sure i cant drink 20 blogsy's??",
+	"That subway wuz so dark! Can't have a party withowt silly litez!",
+	"Blogsy is so AWESOME!",
+	"My life is liek a video game i think",
+
+	"What’s yer favorite type o’ wood?",
+	"Everybody knows th’ best kind o’ buildin’ is made outta grit and woodwork!",
+
+	// Me IRL
+
+	"tfw Hyprland boots faster than I do",
+	"everyone gangsta till your free trial of life ends",
+
+	// Reality
+	
+	"flake 'flake:self' does not provide attribute 'willpower'",
+	"copilot stop writing my thoughts",
+	"404: purpose not found",
+	"respawn button greyed out",
+	"you’ve reached the end of the existential demo",
+	"feeling like an empty JSON object"
+
 ];
 
 const debug: boolean = false as false | true;
 
 if (debug === true) {
-	splashes.forEach(async(a)=>{
-		await $`notify-send "Welcome to... your PC?" "${a}"`;
-	})
+	splashes.forEach(async (a) => {
+		await $`notify-send "Welcome to Hyprland!" "${a}"`;
+	});
 } else {
-	const randomSplash = splashes[Math.floor(Math.random() * splashes.length)];
-	
-	await $`notify-send "Welcome to... your PC?" "${randomSplash}"`;
-}
+	const randomSplash = chooseRandom(splashes);
 
+	await $`notify-send "Welcome to Hyprland!" "${randomSplash}"`;
+}
diff --git a/scripts/bin/patchInternalRobloxStudio.ts b/scripts/bin/patchInternalRobloxStudio.ts
index 04ea18d..21b922f 100644
--- a/scripts/bin/patchInternalRobloxStudio.ts
+++ b/scripts/bin/patchInternalRobloxStudio.ts
@@ -1,6 +1,9 @@
 import { promises as fs } from "fs";
 import * as path from "path";
 import * as os from "os";
+import { setConsoleTitle } from "@ocbwoy3/libocbwoy3";
+
+setConsoleTitle("Roblox Studio patcher");
 
 const SIGNATURE = Buffer.from([
 	0x48, 0x81, 0xEC, 0x40, 0x03, 0x00, 0x00, 0x84, 0xD2, 0x74, 0x05, 0xE8
diff --git a/scripts/bin/r2Upload.ts b/scripts/bin/r2Upload.ts
index b0854f6..201f495 100644
--- a/scripts/bin/r2Upload.ts
+++ b/scripts/bin/r2Upload.ts
@@ -3,6 +3,9 @@ import { configDotenv } from "dotenv";
 import { homedir } from "os";
 import { readdirSync, readFileSync, statSync } from "fs";
 import { join } from "path";
+import { setConsoleTitle } from "@ocbwoy3/libocbwoy3";
+
+setConsoleTitle("R2 Uploader");
 
 try {
 	const start = Date.now();
@@ -34,12 +37,12 @@ try {
 
 	let [ _, regretevator, floorNum ] = latestFile.match(/\-(regretevator)\-?([0-9]+)?\.png$/) || [];
 
+	// the devs changed rich presence, what's the point of parsing the filename if tuxstrap doesn't update the state file anymore? 
 	if (regretevator === "regretevator") {
 		latestFile = latestFile.replace(`-regretevator${floorNum ? `-${floorNum}` : ""}.png`,".png")
+		// OR i could keep the filename and have my worker parse the filename
 		if (floorNum) {
 			urlParams = `?floor=${floorNum}`
-		} else {
-			urlParams = ``
 		}
 	}
 
@@ -52,7 +55,7 @@ try {
 } catch (e_) {
 	const cx = `${e_}`.toLowerCase();
 	if (cx.includes("enable r2") && cx.includes("cloudflare dashboard")) {
-		$`notify-send "Cloudflare" "bro u mf didnt pay for r2 >:(<br/><small>${`${e_}`}</small>"`.nothrow().catch(a => { });
+		$`notify-send "Cloudflare" "You owe Cloudflare money!! >:(<br/><small>${`${e_}`}</small>"`.nothrow().catch(a => { });
 		process.exit(0);
 	}
 	$`notify-send "Screenshot" "${`${e_}`}"`.nothrow().catch(a => { });